Jillian is always trying to find ways to seriously injure herself. Take the earthquake, for example. Why would she get trapped in that house? I’m joking, of course.
But on Tuesday Jillian tried it again. As if the earthquake wasn’t enough, she decided to pull an Evil Knieval, and got flung from a motorcycle-taxi. While there is no video of the actual accident, witnesses say it may have looked like this:
Of course that’s a joke as well, but this did actually happen. According to Jillian, there were three people on the motorcycle and she was sitting in the middle. When a man attempted to walk across the street carrying 2 large coolers on each shoulder, the mototaxi driver decided to honk instead of slowing down. Because the man with the coolers didn’t speed up, and the driver didn’t slow down, the two collided and everyone went flying. The bike decided to land on Jillian’s foot, and left her with a pretty gnarly bruise:
This looks worse than it really is, and Jillian really needs to wash her feet! She went straight from the scene of the accident to a clinic where they checked her out and she didn’t break anything. She can wiggle her toes and walk on it just fine, dodging yet another bullet.
But the moral of the story is that we will be buying a motorcycle as soon as possible. And while that may sound like a joke, it might actually be true. It’s the only wheels we can afford at the moment, and we need a way to get around. Not to mention, it’s the quickest way to get through the traffic that constantly congests the city. But I assure you that if we do actually get one we will be slowing down for men carrying coolers.