SETTING: Olie drags a 10-foot-long palm branch into the living room and proceeds to systematically chew on the entire thing.
Olie: Can I chew on this?
Olie (chewing a power chord): Can I chew on this?
Olie (chewing on a rope toy): Can I chew on this?
Me: Yes! Please!
Olie: I don’t want to chew on this…so what am I supposed to do now?
Me: I don’t know, what do you want to do?
Olie: Chew on your hand?