SETTING: While sitting outside on the porch, Olie interrupts what was a nice, relaxing afternoon.
OLIE: Dude! Check out how wide I can open my mouth!!!
ME (unimpressed): Wow…way to go buddy…
OLIE: But seriously! It’s crazy!!! And look how long my tongue is! How long is your tongue?!
ME: Woah, you do have a HUGE tongue. Mine is not as big as that…
OLIE: I know, right?! Your tongue sucks!
ME: Dude, why do you have to say things like that?
OLIE: Because I’m a puppy! Have you seen how long my tail is…..