SETTING: While Jillian and I watch an episode of Glee on Jillian’s computer, Olie rolls over, and shows us his junk.
OLIE: Guys! Check it out!!!
ME: OH, COME ON!!!
JILLIAN: Put it away, dude!
OLIE: Haha, no way!!! Beatrice! Come over here! Check it out!!!
Beatrice walks over to Olie and bats him in the face with her razor sharp claws…
OLIE: Woah!!! Not cool! Wait, does that mean you want to play with me?